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Geo Gabi Ana makes hospital safe again

A bomb planted by Dr TiNT nearly obliterated Mount Bombai Hospital earlier today. Luckily, Geo Gabi Ana was there to defuse the device, saving 344 lives.

Dr TiNT is playing a sick game. Fortunately, I've played enough Them Bombs in my life to become immune to this germ of a man,

said Geo Gabi Ana.

A bomb hidden under the bed of one of Mount Bombai Hospital's patients nearly destroyed the building. The device was minutes from detonating when a random visitor received a text message with the location of the explosive. The visitor then dove under the bed and disarmed the bomb, with the assistance of one of the patients reading the defusal manual out loud.

"Dr TiNT is driving us all sick," hospital's director said, "but now we have a cure – the Unlikely Hero." He congratulated the patient on helping the Hero and wished them a speedy recovery.

"I'm still a bit shaken up, but not nearly as much as I would have been if the bomb exploded," the patient said. "People here are calling me Expert now."

Dr TiNT – who claimed responsibility for the attack – remains at large, and can strike again anytime. To prevent more attacks like this from happening, the police urge civilians to play Them Bombs whenever they can, and to share their stories for future bomb defusers.

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